Lady tips

A short list on how to become a lady:

Do's & don'ts

  • Ladies speak quietly and don't yell.
  • Ladies speak proper language.
  • Ladies are well educated.
  • Ladies avoid worthless entertainment.
  • Ladies avoid idleness.
  • Ladies do not gossip.
  • Ladies do not get drunk.
  • Ladies do not smoke.
  • Ladies do not sit around slouched, with their legs spread apart.
  • Ladies wear skirts or dresses.
  • Ladies do not wear deep necklines or short skirts.
  • Ladies wear their long hair braided.
  • Ladies do not pick their noses.
  • Ladies use handkerchiefs.
  • Ladies do not entertain visitors unsupervised.
  • Ladies do not go out alone, especially not at night.
  • Ladies socialize with their family, and other ladies.
  • Ladies do not have tattoos.
  • Ladies do not wear provocative make up.
  • Ladies do no go swimming in public places.
  • Ladies can knit, crochet and sew.
  • Ladies eat with silverware.
  • Ladies use napkins.
  • Ladies cook well and healthily.
  • Ladies wear aprons.
  • Ladies keep personal recipe books.
  • Ladies have legible handwriting.
  • Ladies know how to organize a household.
  • Ladies know how to grow a vegetable, herb and fruit garden.
  • Ladies play musical instruments.
  • Ladies enjoy singing.

    Is this for real?

    Women Quotes
    • I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want.  If that makes me a bitch, okay.  ~Madonna Ciccone

    • I am beautiful as I am.  I am the shape that was gifted.  My breasts are no longer perky and upright like when I was a teenager.  My hips are wider than that of a fashion model's.  For this I am glad, for these are the signs of a life lived.  ~Cindy Olsen,

    • Young wives are the leading asset of corporate power.  They want the suburbs, a house, a settled life, and respectability.  They want society to see that they have exchanged themselves for something of value.  ~Ralph Nader

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